how often do you contact family? email/phone
I’m trying to figure out what’s normal. I’m having this problem where I am always the one who calls, or emails. My friends and family always respond to my calls or emails, but if I didn’t do it, I wonder when they would contact me. [...]

Anyone have any suggestions of what to say? Everyone probably knows I’m not on vacation, but I want to appear to be not taking messages right now. I just don’t know what to say.
Any clever ideas of what to say in my Email Vacation Response?